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Even though James gives them an out, we know none of Tony's friends are gonna back out... so they all suit up and head out.
#Marvel#Iron Man#James Rhodes ~ War Machine#James Rhodes ~ Iron Man#Bethany Cabe#Eddie March#Carl Walker#Michael O'Brien#Happy Hogan
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Cover of the Day: Iron Man #97 (April, 1977) Art by Ron Wilson, Dan Adkins, and Danny Crespi
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Cap, leave your staff alone. They work VERY weird hours in VERY stressful conditions. If they wanna go to a strip joint on their day off, leave the bastards be. Captain America #369
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Jude Law photographed by Michael O'Brien, 1995
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ZZ Top. Humble, Texas 1993
Photo: Michael O'Brien
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Essential Avengers: Avengers #325: PARTY GAMES!
October, 1990
Quasar: "Uh, Cap -- did you invite these people?" Captain America: "Don't look at me, Quasar -- it's Sersi's party!"
This is so embarrassing. Several of these guests are wearing the same thing. Someone is going to have to change.
Hm, though, that's the Crimson Cowl, Sharon Carter The Girl On Fire, Man-Wolf the Werewolf, Dead Guardsman, and the Mechano-Maurauder Mom-Killer. And two of each.
Don't know why there's two of each. To pad out the crowd? But these are the visions that haunted the various Avengers Support Crew people.
That's the last time on Avengers: by the way.
There was the Crossing Line incident, with the hijacked nuclear submarine and the getting stuck in a bag of holding. The Avengers just finished wrapping that up. And while that was going on Mother Night, Minister Blood, and Machinesmith were putting the Avengers Support Crew under mind control by showing them traumatic visions.
The Avengers are back from their silly submarine adventure, so now the back-up plot becomes the main plot.
Psshaw, Cap. Surely some fraternizing is allowed. Wanda and Vision did an entire courtship while they were on the team. Go ahead and bathe with Sersi.
So when the Avengers arrive back at the Subbasement, they're greeted by Micahel O'Brien, head of security. He's so eager to spring their surprise new meeting table!
Remember that? From the back-up story?
But, whoops. Thor already called dibs on rebuilding the old one.
Michael O'Brien: "whoops." Captain America: "Don't sweat it -- we'll find a good use for it!" Sersi: "If you don't wipe that hurt puppy look off your face this minute, Mr. O'Brian -- I'm going to bite your lip." Michael O'Brien: "Well, I wouldn't want that, would I?" Sersi: "Never know till you try."
Sersi, pls.
I said "some fraternizing."
But, also, this:
The world's most obvious bug.
I'm sure that the color is just for the benefit of the audience but that doesn't blend into the wall at all.
Captain America: "Great! The new laptop voice processors are in. This will speed up filing case histories considerably." Sersi, sarcastically: "the part of being an avenger i can't get enough of!" Captain America: "If you'll just look into the tiny screen when you speak, the processor will not only record your image and voice, it will also transcribe your words into cold type."
I love it when the Avengers book gets granular about their procedures. I truly do. Captain America, and presumably Mark Gruenwald, is very excited about the new way to file after-action reports.
And, hey! Science fiction becomes science fact. Voice recognition transcribing exists now and it is not very good!
As the Avengers work on the Crossing Line incident report, Mother Night, Minister Blood, and Machinesmith watch and congratulate each other on having bugged the Avengers' headquarters, something no one else has ever done apparently.
Machinesmith: "Mmm-hmm! The Red Skull is going to be tickled pink, I'll betcha!"
That's a fun turn of phrase.
Despite Mother Night's protests that she was watching that, Machinesmith starts flipping through the different bugs to see if any new ones have been planted.
Machinesmith: "Although you two may have been the ones to brainwash the fine upstanding members of the Avengers' support crew into planting the bugs -- I was the one who designed and manufactured the bugs themselves. Don't I have the right to examine my handiwork, too? Tsk tsk. I see they couldn't afford an interior decorator."
Hm.
Satisfied, Machinesmith turns the remote back over because he wants to go work on a transmitter so Red Skull can watch the feed all the way in Washington.
Mother Night: "You may be a just a robot, 'Chiney, but sometimes I feel like -- " Machinesmith: "Whoa! Time out! Save that stuff for someone who can appreciate it, Momsy! I agreed to help you with this plan of yours to get in good with the boss, not so you could slobber over me! Say, Blood, why don't you take your sister for a walk or something? I hate it when humans start going stir-crazy!"
Machinesmith is not about kissing humans. Or lady humans.
The comment about the interior decorating feels very... gesturing towards stereotypes.
Anyway, Minister Blood does take Machinesmith's suggestion and he and Mother Night go off to have lunch on the Red Skull's expense account. It's a business lunch!
Back in the Subbasement, the Avengers finish recording their reports and Sersi has an important announcement.
Sersi: "I'm having my monthly get-together this Saturday night, and I"ll take it as a personal affront if you boys do not attend. Shall we say eightish?" Captain America: "Uh, gee, Sersi, I've got the Wakanda Design Group coming in this weekend and --" Sersi: "They're invited too! I'm not taking a no for an answer. You boys have yet to make a single one of my parties! I did you the favor of joining your world-saving club, it's not that much to ask for in return!"
I love Sersi on the Avengers.
Also, the Wakanda Design Group. At some point it was established that Quinjets are made by a Wakandan manufacturing plant. Marvel wiki doesn't have a page for the group so I don't know what issue and date this was first mentioned.
But when T'Challa bankrupt Wakanda to own Killmonger, Tony Stark bought up all the shares in the Wakanda Design Group to keep Avengers tech out of rando hands. He also promised to give the shares back to T'Challa as soon as he uncratered the economy.
So I recognize it from the Priest run of Black Panther and a few other places. I just wish I knew when this was established.
Ah, well.
They're going to be at the party, maybe.
After the party conversation, Vision deduces that he wasn't included in the invite because Sersi only directly addressed Captain America and Quasar. Since the invitation wasn't explicitly addressed to him, he assumes he's not invited.
Vision: "Perhaps she reasoned that synthezoids would be out of place at such a gathering. I don't recall ever attending a party. Who is to say then that she is wrong?"
I'm sure some people are vibing so hard with Vision right now.
Anyway, Quasar also has something important he has to say, to Captain America.
He confesses that his civilian identity runs a security consultant firm and he wants to offer his services to the Avengers. Buuut he also doesn't want to be exploiting his membership for personal gain. So he makes it clear that he definitely doesn't need the business, really, he just wants the Avengers to be as secure as possible!
(I read a big chunk of the first half of Quasar's book. He WAS hurting for business for a while but Moondragon mind-controlled various companies into signing contracts with him. She was trying to help, I think. Point being, he's not just covering his ass when he says he doesn't need the work.)
Captain America asks if Quasar's company is any good. Quasar, obviously, says yes so Cap says the Avengers could use an independent security firm to double check their defenses. His razor sharp Cap insight also has him ask if Quasar blames himself for Avengers Island being sunk and Quasar doesn't really deny it.
Machinesmith is vexed to hear that an outside security group is going to examine the Avengers Subbasement. If they find the bugs, they'll have to get the mind-controlled staff to plant some more. It'll just be a big hassle.
But he also doesn't have to do anything about it now so he changes the channel to see what else is on.
I like how the scene transitions are framed as Machinesmith flipping around to different camera feeds.
Anyway, Sersi has cornered Jarvis and has gotten him to agree to go to her party too. In fact, the whole Avengers Support Crew is invited. She doesn't do an upstairs downstairs thing. Sersi parties are fun for everyone.
Machinesmith: "Partying with the Avengers? I can't think of anything more boring!"
Fun for everyone except Machinesmith.
But, look, I see where he's coming from. Captain America leading the Avengers. You wouldn't think that wild parties would come of that. But I bet Sersi knows how to cut loose. And She-Hulk, of course. And you know that Beast smoked a ton of weed back when he was an Avenger.
Machinesmith: "Let's see what else is shaking at the manse. Maybe I can tune in on that gorgeous hunk of man-machine... the Vision!"
Okay. Machinesmith is very queer coded.
He finds Vision hanging out with Fabian Stankowicz, where the synthezoid is asking Fabian if he has a life outside of work.
Which would be a rude question but Fabian says this job is everything he's ever wanted. "A place to work, lots of junk to work with, and folks who appreciate what I make."
Vision confides that he sometimes thinks there should be more to his life than just the Avengers but he's not certain what it should be.
Then he does Machinesmith a jump scare by flying directly through the spy bug. And then popping up in the bloodmobile that is the evil trio's base of operations.
Felt it important to show the entire confrontation in case you thought I was misrepresenting how horny this machine man is for Vision.
Anyway, he tries to hack Vision by staring into his eyes. Which doesn't work. Vision has been hacked by the best, i.e. Ultron. You ain't tall enough to ride this rollercoaster, dude.
Then Vision does what he always does and fists a guy. Except Machinesmith had a failsafe system and both him and Vision wind up knocked out.
Mother Night and Minister Blood return to find Vision and Machinesmith intertwined in a heap together.
Machinesmith managed to beam his consciousness into the computers in the bloodmobile. Where he appears as a wire frame on the monitor.
Vision damaged him too badly to re-inhabit his body so he has to have another delivered from Washington. In the meantime, Minister Blood decides to just dump Machinesmith and Vision's bodies in the East River.
Bye forever, Vision.
The next day, Quasar arrives in his secret identity of Wendell Vaughn with his follow security guy Kenjiro Tanaka. Quasar's secret identity is protected by a pair of glasses and everybody privately gives him shit for it.
Somewhere, Clark Kent is indignant and he doesn't know why.
But, anyway, Wendell knows security.
He brought an anti-eavesdropping device with him. When he turns it on, it jams all the bugs Mother Night et al had placed in the Avengers' base.
They flip from camera to camera, frustrated at getting just a blank screen.
This is even more vexing than the bugs being found and needing to be replaced. This means placing any new bugs is pointless. Mother Night wants to order the mind-controlled support crew to destroy the jamming device but Machinesmith points out that would give the game away.
Mother Night: "We must get something out of this! We can't go back to Washington empty-handed! At the very least let's get those insipid civilians to kill themselves!" Machinesmith: "I have it! Everyone's been invited to a party tonight at Sersi's...!"
Geez, these guys are kind of played up as kind of doofuses. Sure, they pulled off hypnotizing the support crew and getting them to plant bugs. But that's just it. They've triumphed... over supporting cast.
Vision almost instantly uncovered their scheming. Quasar thwarted them without even trying. Even their latest evil scheme is more petty spite than the masterstroke of a brilliant planner.
But that petty spite is is to have a bunch of people killed just so they can say they accomplished something.
Petty isn't harmless.
Anyway, party. And more people thinking Quasar is a big dingus for thinking glasses work as a secret identity.
Oh, and I see that Jarvis is still dating the younger girlfriend he got during Inferno.
Well, power to him.
He's also back to wearing the eyepatch. I'm not sure whether he needs it or whether he just wears it to look cool.
Also, Sersi has a really nice party pad and maybe owns the building. Being an Eternal means you can really capitalize on long investments. Also, she can turn anything into gold.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Mother Night, Minister Blood, and Machinesmith arrive in disguise. They hypnotize the kitchen staff, leave them tied up out of the way, and impersonate them.
A DJ, a live band, and a rapper? Wow, Sersi's parties have everything.
And yet what I notice most is how thrilled She-Hulk's date is.
Steve Rogers (secretly Captain America) arrives with his lady friend Rachel Leighton and immediately gets in trouble when Sersi gloms onto him and asks how close a friend Rachel is.
Rachel Leighton: "Sersi... what an interesting name. Is that your first name or last?" Sersi: "Like Madonna and Cher, I only need one name. Save the last dance for me, Stevie!" Rachel Leighton: "You come to this 'lady's' parties often?" Steve Rogers (Captain America): "I swear this is the first."
-sitcom laugh track-
As might be expected from a guy whose dream job is sitting and tinkering with mechanisms all day, Fabian Stankowicz doesn't quite know what to do with himself at a party. But he's happy to enjoy the free food.
Then Mother Night disguised as a waitress mind zonks him to come to the kitchen in five minutes.
God. Just let the man enjoy a meal!
Off-panel, the trio of dastardly no-good-niks must have zonked every member of the support crew to come to the kitchen because scene change, they're all in the kitchen.
Mother Night tells the hypnotized crew that enemies of the Avengers have infiltrated the party and are up to no-good. For some reason, we can't tell the Avengers this, we gotta take matters into our own hands.
With these guns neuronic neutralizers which are not guns at all.
And two minutes after the support crew returns to the party, Mother Night will 'reveal' their enemies.
So, that's somehow more grim than when the villains were just going to make the crew kill themselves. They're going to hypnotize them into killing as many people as possible at the party.
The Avengers, thankfully, are mostly quick on their feet.
Quasar sees Jarvis pull a gun on his girlfriend, Glory Garsen, thinking she's the Crimson Cowl, so he quases the gun away. Captain America wrestles the gun away from Michael O'Brien. Sersi just turns Fabian's gun into one of those toys with the "BANG!" flag. Who I guess is Gabriel Jones, based on the cast list, wrests the gun to the side before Peggy Carter can shoot him.
The mostly though is that She-Hulk doesn't reach John Jameson before he shoots his date.
Whoops. Four out of five ain't bad?
Mother Night and Minister Blood hear the gunshots and figure mission accomplished, now time to skeee-daddle.
Except, Vision suddenly intangibles into their path.
They try to claim they are simple caterers but without hypnotic disguises, these two are the most dramatic people for a mile. Vision's robot brain can't be hypnotized and he's not buying it.
And when they try to knife and/or kick him, he has to explain what intangible means. And then he fists them.
Back at the party, the support crew have been apprehended and they've also gone into a daze. Leading to suspicions that they've been hypnotized.
It also turns out that John Jameson's date, who he shot, has not been shot. All the bullets in all of the guns were blanks. The woman actually just fainted, probably because someone pulled a gun on her and the gun made a loud gun-shooty noise.
Vision arrives with Minister Blood and Mother Night to Explain It All. Well, most of it all. He doesn't actually know who these two are.
But Cap does! And since he recognizes them as Susan and Melvin Scarbo, hypnotists, it confirms the idea that the support crew was hypnotized.
Sersi has her priorities and decides to ask why Vision isn't dressed up for the party.
Vision: "I don't believe I was invited, Sersi." Sersi: "Jarvis didn't give you your invitation?"
So that clears that up!
Vision was invited but he was too on the bottom of the river for several days to be informed!
He only recovered night of the party and found the bloodmobile parked outside Sersi's building. Since they were smuggling in guns, Vision used his SOLAR BEAM to sabotage the bullets (hence why they were blanks) and then just. Waited around to see what their evil scheme actually was.
He was curious.
But it worked out. Nobody got hurt and the baddies got caught in the act.
Captain America: "You used good judgment, Vision. Sersi, I recommend you tell your guests the party's over. We're going to have our work cut out for us clearing our crew's minds of post-hypnotic suggestions." Sersi: "Oh, I think these hypnotists will be more than eager to cooperate, Steve. That is, unless they want to be turned into furniture. Zuras, how I hate party-poopers!"
You mess with Sersi's parties at your own peril.
So, that was a fun decompression issue. Avengers between adventures and unwinding at a party. Some excitement happens but Vision had it handled.
Next time in the Avengers book, the introduction of Rage. But next time on Essential Avengers, the Terminus Factor.
Follow @essential-avengers because if you don't, I'll feel bummed. And maybe like and reblog?
#avengers#essential avengers#mother night#minister blood#machinesmith#the vision#captain america#quasar#a guy in glasses who is definitely not quasar#sersi#michael o'brien#edwin jarvis#fabian stankowicz#john jameson#peggy carter#she hulk#sersi throws the wildest parties
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Michael O'Brien
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#Star Trek#Deep Space Nine#DS9#Worf#Quark#Odo#Chief O'Brien#Benjamin Sisko#Jake Sisko#Kira Nerys#Julian Bashir#Michael Dorn#Colm Meaney#Cirroc Lofton#Avery Brooks#Nana Visitor#Alexander Siddig#Rene Auberjonois#Armin Shimerman#TV#90s#Where's Jadzia?
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spreadsheet cleanup GUARDSMAN
The Guardsman armor, after a bad prototype, helped hero Michael O'Brien run Project: P.E.G.A.S.U.S. and The Vault, where each guard wore a copy.
~150 appearances 11 variants 0 games
recent Marvel Legends figure
borderline merit for @MCOCwishlist
- Other Gabe
#Guardsman#Vault Guardsmen#peon army#stark tech#Iron Men#mcoc class tech#Michael O'Brien#Kevin O'Brien#O'Brien family#The Vault#Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S.#Venom rogue#Iron Man rogue#Iron Man sidekick#Marvel Legends#no games yet#super suit#security officer#law enforcement#medium high priority
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The Not Ready For Prime Time Players
Saturday Night / Saturday Night Live October 11th 1975
#dan aykroyd#Dylan O'Brien#John Belushi#Matt Wood#Chevy Chase#Cory Michael Smith#Jane Curtin#Kim Matula#Garrett Morris#Lamorne Morris#Laraine Newman#Emily Fairn#Gilda Radner#Ella Hunt#Saturday Night Live#Saturday Night#Not Ready for Prime Time Players#my gifs#tv edits#tv : Sketch Comedy#Movie edits#Movies : biopic#Comedy#I'm so excited! Lamorne looks SOOO perfect!#I'm also super curious how they portray Jane#This movie taking place during the First Episode really makes it an interesting moment in time because none of them knew what to expect#Both from the show and each other#ugh I kinda wish it was gonna be a series because the first five years of SNL will always be Fascinating to me#Also Side note that tiny big of Kim as Jane... She could easily be cast as a young Madeline Kahn too... Just saying
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I'm a huge Bethany fan... Tony's best girlfriend so far, so seeing her be a complete and total badass in a suit of armor is A+ in my book.
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine // S04E17: Accession
#Star Trek#Deep Space Nine#ST: DS9#ST DS9#DS9#Star Trek Deep Space Nine#Star Trek DS9#Worf#Worf Son Of Mogh#Michael Dorn#Quark#Armin Shimerman#Miles O'Brien#Colm Meaney#Julian Bashir#Alexander Siddig#Gifs#Television#Television Gifs#Star Trek Deep Space Nine Gifs#AVGifs#AVTV#AVTVGifs#AVDS9Gifs#AVStarTrekGifs
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You'd think it'd be easier to figure out that these guys were bullshitting, all of these villains' deaths have to be matters of public record. Solarr murdered a street full of people! It's not like he was some kind of outside context problem the people at large could ignore.
Captain America 427
#marvel#marvel comics#marvel universe#marvel heroes#superhero#comics#captain america#steve rogers#diamondback#rachel leighton#michael o'brien
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Cory Michael Smith, Lamorne Morris, Emily Fairn, Matt Wood, Ella Hunt, Kim Matula, and Dylan O’Brien.
Dan Aykroyd (Dylan O’Brien) restrains an irate John Belushi (Matt Wood) as Lorne Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle) and Gilda Radner (Ella Hunt) look on alongside alarmed crew workers.
The cast and crew watch a crucial performance: (from left) Gilda Radner (Ella Hunt), Jane Curtin (Kim Matula), Cooper Hoffman as NBC’s weekend late-night exec (Dick Ebersol). Behind him is Dan Aykroyd (Dylan O’Brien) and Laraine Newman (Emily Fairn). Writer Rosie Shuster (Rachel Sennott) stands at center, alongside Garrett Morris (Lamorne Morris), writing and performing duo Tom Davis and Al Franken (Mcabe Gregg and Taylor Gray) and the overwhelmed producer, Lorne Michaels (Gabriel LaBelle.)
First look at Dylan O’Brien as Dan Aykroyd, Matt Wood as John Belushi, Gabriel LaBelle as Lorne Michaels, Ella Hunt as Gilda Radner, Cory Michael Smith as Chevy Chase, Lamorne Morris as Garrett Morris, Emily Fairn as Laraine Newman, Kim Matula as Jane Curtin, Cooper Hoffman as Dick Ebersol, Rachel Sennott as Rosie Shuster, Mcabe Gregg as Tom Davis and Taylor Gray as Al Franken in Jason Reitman’s "Saturday Night".
Release Date: October 11, 2024 in theaters
📷©: vanityfair.com
#dylan o'brien#saturday night#dan aykroyd#cooper hoffman#matt wood#gabriel labelle#ella hunt#cory michael smith#lamorne morris#emily fairn#kim matula#rachel sennott#mcabe gregg#taylor gray
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body language never lies😏I think Cory might have a lil crush on Dylan, he can’t stop touching him
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Essential Avengers: Avengers #324: The Crossing Line Part 6: IMAGINARY BORDERS
October, 1990
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!
Finally, we reach the end of the Crossing Line. In which at no point is the title the Crossing Line explained. I've heard that the Crossing, that infamous Avengers storyline, also doesn't really explain itself. Maybe both stories are named for making people cross. Who can say?
Anyway, last time in Avengers: Russian terrorist group Peace Corpse hijacked a nuclear submarine to try to cause World War III to fix the world economy.
The Avengers were called in to try to get the sub back. The Russian group, the People's Protectorate also showed up because leader Red Guardian knew Peace Corpse's leader. Due to a lot of dumb fighting, the two groups aggroed a group of Atlanteans. And the action shifted to Canada, so Alpha Flight got involved.
Captain America proceeded to bungle a hostage crisis and fucked up so bad while storming the sub that Canada exploded. Alpha Flight's shaman slurped up the explosion, the city, and an entire chunk of Canada into his magical bag of holding.
Everyone had to get along and cooperate to reunite with the bag dimensions but they found that leaving the bag would instantly kill them with radiation.
Then the Peace Corpse leader and his lieutenant show up as a giant naked radioactive conjoined man, who still wants to cause World War III.
I have all the context and I still don't quite understand why this is happening.
It's all a metaphor for a post-Cold War world, probably.
Vision: "It would appear that their biological link to the Waterwind radically altered them when the submarine's nuclear payload detonated." Captain America: "No need to belabor the obvious, Vision."
The obvious?? The only reason I buy that as an explanation for what happened is because it clearly happened and there's no other explanation offered.
Anyway, the giant naked man is named Combine, because he is two guys Combine-d into one. And he wants to help everyone leave the bag of holding dimension so they can shotgun radioactive fallout all over the world.
He's not here to be helpful.
Box forms some guns and tries shooting at Combine but combine laughs off bullets and then eye lasers Box the fuck unconscious.
A big radioactive conjoined naked man fight floating in a void doesn't give all the characters a way to join the fight. So Puck, Stingray, Red Guardian, Diamond Lil, an unconscious Sersi, an unconscious Box, and Fantasma chill with the civilians.
Vostok uses his technopathy on the Box armor to turn it into a wall to keep the civilians safe from stray shots.
Meanwhile, Fantasma meditates to contact Shaman in the outside world. Just to touch base. Tell him about the giant naked man.
Shaman is not holding up too well. Containing a chunk of Canada and a bunch of people in his mystic satchel of holding is not what it was meant for. And the strain is making him bleed from his face holes, as strain sometimes does to characters whose gifts aren't in the more mental or mystical department.
The long and short and the teal deer is that the People's Avengers Flight need to wrap this up soon or Shaman might be unable to get them out at all.
They also don't really have a plan to wrap it up. Just determination from Captain America that they can't let Combine release all the radiation. If they have to be stuck in the mystic satchel to prevent him from poisoning the planet, well, that's what heroes do.
Perun: "Ho! Have at thee, pontificating buttocks-touching baboons!!"
You're a treat, Perun.
And Combine isn't one of those unstoppable cosmic powers that the Avengers et al are way over their heads with.
As Vision, Perun, Guardian, Crimson Dynamo, and Quasar hammer him, Combine complains that their stupid, ineffectual attacks are wearing down his (their?) supply of radiation.
Combine can absorb more radiation. From the various people trapped in the bag of holding or from the inanimate objects that got hoovered up. But that's not a bad thing either, since once something/someone has been cleansed, they or it can be released from the satchel.
The only problem is the balancing act of making sure Combine doesn't slurp up so much radiation that he murders all of the People's Avengers Flight members fighting him.
Also, now Team Don't Irradiate the World does have a plan.
The other Peace Corpse members who didn't turn into a giant, naked radioactive conjoined man have had a change of heart.
Some guy: "We understand your doubt, Captain, but it is through your own actions -- and those of the others -- that we have seen the error of our ways! Through your efforts, you not only saved your own lives, but those of hundreds of innocents and the very people who threatened you to begin with!"
Feels like the other Peace Corpse members should have gotten more focus to sell this change of heart. But I think we're supposed to view it the same as the Atlanteans coming together to work with everyone.
Whatever.
Anyway, the other Peace Corpse guys suggest that they be merged with Combine so they can out-vote Illyich and Strokov.
Puck: "Democratic principles in a communist villain?! Don't you just love this international thing here?"
Now, you can't just throw Peace Corpse at Combine and expect them to bloop together. Illyich and Strokov were fused because they were wired into the missile computer or whatever nonsense it was.
But Sersi can do it, with her matter transmutation power!
Except she's unconscious from all the strain of using her powers and then getting psychically whammied by Combine!
But Fantasma can just hijack Sersi's powers like she did in the previous issue!
Poor Sersi and Box. Cool stuff is happening with their powers in this issue. But they're both unconscious and someone else is using their stuff.
I guess that's the international cooperation in work.
Fantasma helps Captain America manifest as a giant head to explain the plan to the heroes who are busy fighting Combine.
Captain America: "We have a plan -- but it requires your help -- all of you must continue to pound the Combine relentlessly! Don't let up -- once their resolve is weakened... the remaining members of the Peace Corpse will enter their group mind and force the Combine to absorb our radiation from us!" Perun: "That sounds ridiculous!" Crimson Dynamo: "Of course it does, friend Perun... Which means it will probably work perfectly!"
I can almost imagine the exhaustion in Dynamo's voice. As he grapples in that moment with the insanity of living in a comic book universe where nonsense is just reality.
While Team Fight Combine fights Combine, Fantasma takes Sersi's unconscious body and starts bringing the remainder of Peace Corpse towards Combine.
Meanwhile, Combine has absorbed radiation from enough people and material for Shaman to start bringing people through.
Tyrak: "Avenger! Allow us to go first -- we are perilously close to death as it is. If someone is to be used to test the magician's theories, it may as well be us." U-Man: "After all, what difference if a few Atlanteans die?" Captain America: "All life is precious to us, Meranno, yours included. But if you're volunteering, then let's do it. We don't have much time..."
So Shaman dumps people and stuff out of his bag of holding and huzzah, the radiation is gone.
The Atlanteans are able to hydrate and save the human civilians that landed in the water.
Back in the bag space, Vision puts into motion his secret plan.
... He just does what he always does. He intangibles. In fairness, he doesn't fist. He usually fists. But Combine is just too dang big. So he flies through him instead and does him a distraction.
That lets Guardian do her thing. And her thing is apparently a "gravitational shunt."
She instant transmissions. Even including the POP!
The non-Combine members of Peace Corpse are shoved into Peace Corpse, leading to a discussion as everyone fights for consensus.
"--No! You cannot control us -- our cause is just!" "No, Illyich, my friend -- your actions, your decision to unite the world through war was wrong!" It's true, Illyich! An international enclave of heroes has shown us the way of the future!" "That was is through might! We must use force to further the needs of our country and our planet!" "No, Strokov -- it's not through force of might, or through personal gered. We've learned that now!" "It is through mutual dependency, mutual cooperation, and mutual desire!" "Do you see inside our minds now, Illyich? Strokov?" "I -- I -- see --" "Then we must atone for the error of our ways, comrades."
Outvoted. Democracy in action!
The new Combine absorbs all of the excess radiation and form a giant hand-holding circle of naked people.
And like a lot of throwaway cosmically powerful characters in fill-in stories, the Combine decides to fuck off into (bag) space to explore reality.
We'll never see them again.
But at least they learned that borders aren't real.
Shaman is just about to collapse and the dimensional vortex too so everyone still in the bag dimension books it back through to planet Earth.
Just one entire half hour later, everyone is getting ready to go their separate ways.
The Atlanteans have fucked off. Apparently, Captain America talked with them before they left, telling them that Attuma would be treated fairly in his war crimes trial.
Didn't realize that was a thing.
Anyway, they Atlanteans also expressed interest in getting some humanitarian aid. Considering Atlantis got blown up twice in one event.
The People's Protectorate fuck off, on good terms with the Avengers. And since this is Canada, the Avengers fuck off, leaving Alpha Flight to watch them go.
Guardian: "We did ourselves and our country proud, gang. Funny, to be part of an ideological struggle between the world's super powers, wasn't it?" Puck: "Sort of makes you wonder what the worth of ideology really amounts to, eh? After all, we don't owe the children of tomorrow a bit of our ideologies and foolish way.s We just owe them a world in which they can choose to create their own... for the better, one hopes..."
Is THAT what we learned from all of this?
I thought we learned... something about democracy and working together? Idunno.
Let's just transition into the back-up feature so I don't have to sort out themes.
So we finally learn who has been messing with the Avengers Support Crew and who called them all out to the park last issue.
It is Mother Night!
I haven't heard of her! But she works for the Red Skull and seems to have power over perception.
She's also, maybe, a bit of a doofus. Calling the Avengers Crew for a big dramatic reveal without thinking that construction workers might wander through.
Her powers let her get away with it but she did have to pause her dramatic speech to disguise herself.
Mother Night takes the Avengers Crew outside the grounds to a blood donation truck where Minister Blood and Machinesmith are waiting.
Minister Blood wasn't around when this evil scheme was set into motion so Night Explains It All.
She and Machinesmith have been staking out the Avengers' headquarters for two weeks. Night disguised herself as a lady walking her dog and hypnotized Jarvis as he was on his way to the mansion. Then, she planted a micro-transmitter in his inner ear. And did the same with the rest of the Crew over the next days. With that micro-transmitter, she could trigger a traumatic hallucination.
Which is what was happening in all the back-up stories.
Now, with the Avengers Crew in her power, Mother Night and Minister Blood are going to perform psychic surgery to implant post-hypnotic commands for later.
Which apparently consists of the same traumatic experiences again but this time Mother Night saves them in exchange for them doing favors for her. But the favors will be done subconsciously and the Crew won't remember any of this except as a hazy dream.
Minister Blood: "So how long has the Skull been planning this little venture?" Mother Night: "Johann doesn't know a thing about it, Minister. Using their civilian workers to bug the Avengers' new headquarters was all my idea. When the job's complete, I'm going to give Johann a bank of video monitors to correspond to every bug they plant. I think the Red Skull is going to just adore the birthday present I got him, don't you?"
Making him a birthday gift. First-name basis. This woman I've never heard of and the Red Skull must be close. Like the closest of acquaintances.
So, all those back-up stories were written by Mark Gruenwald, who is also writing the entirety of Avengers #325.
So he's setting something up. We'll see what. Because I'm covering that issue before I head into the Terminus Factor, the linked annuals story for the Avengers.
Stay tuned!
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